If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...