The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...