Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...