Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...