Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...