Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...