Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Food quotes and quips
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A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...