Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...