Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...