What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
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No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...