White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Old & New concerns.
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Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
make a glow worm happy
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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Upgrade to Wife 1.0
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Redneck Dating practice
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Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...