Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...