Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...