The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...