Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...