Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...