What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...