Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...