Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!