The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...