Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...