Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Skydiving blind
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A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Outrageous lying
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Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
How to Annoy People at Work
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Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...