Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...