Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...