Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...