Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...