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What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
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A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
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A plane flying in the 1930s
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State of Arkansas Residency Application
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What’s brown and sticky?
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