Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...