Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....