Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...