Wrinke Removal
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Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Blonde Lesbian
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If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
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Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...