Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...