Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!