This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
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What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
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Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
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