Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...