Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...