Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...