The system crash song
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I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
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The Mom Dictionary!
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Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
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