I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...