Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant