Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...