Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...