Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...