Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...