Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Have incredible dogs
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What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...