Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”