Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...