There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
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A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Flea jokes 02
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How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!