Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...