You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...