Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...