What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Changed HR policies
|Casual Fridays:Week 1 – Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays...